Dis ya ting yah, dat all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mash up di best sugar an' make it so smooth. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it does it to paradise. Ya see, some man tink rum only good for livin'. But dis drink, it got history. Every sip a trip back to di roots. So when yuh smell di rum, remembe